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Memorize these terms so you'll be ready to pull them out next time you want to pass as a legit Brit: Bits and bobs: (n.) miscellaneous things and objects Bloke: (n.) a guy Bloody: (adv.) very Cheeky: (adj.) mischievous, playful Chuffed: (adj.) ecstatic, very pleased Cockney : (n.) someone native to East London Cock-up: (n.) a mistake Do: (n.) an event, a to-do (as in a "birthday do") Dodgy: (adj.) shifty or suspicious Elevenses: (n.) a brief break for light snacks and refreshments taken at about 11:00 in the morning Gobby: (adj.) mouthy, rude Gutted: (adj.) utterly disappointed Hunky-dory: (adj.) A-OK Jammy: (adj.) lucky Mate: (n.) a friend Miffed: (adj.) annoyed, irritated Nick: (v.) to steal Peckish: (adj.) hungry Posh nosh: (n.) very fancy food Proper: (adv.) very Quid: (n.) slang for the British pound (similar to how Americans use "bucks" to refer to "dollars") Rubbish: (n.) nonsense, trash Skint: (adj.) broke Sod's law: (n.) Murphy's law (i.e., "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong") Whinging: (v.) whining, moaning, complaining OK, we may have mixed up some of our British sayings there, but you get the idea

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