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your bank account doesn't get a vote
The evidence continues to pile up
spouses of procrastinators and chore-evaders
Sometimes it's a good idea to keep your thoughts private
Make room for your demands
What I would've said if I weren't so classy Inside Pages:Gridded your bank account doesn't getThis notebook is for all the potential comebacks you whispered to yourself in the shower. You could have said them, but you're classier than that. Mostly.
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